The date is March, 12 2010 and I am in the Library with Lauren and Shelby. They want me to write about them so here it goes. Shelby wants to go first in the listing above but Lauren asked me to write so she gets the privilage of going first. So HA Shelby. Now Shelby is mad and giving me a weird look with her little broken finger. OOO she just dissed me but I don’t care. Shelby wants me to write a rap so here it goes….Yo we’re in the library, gettin’ crunk, in the Library, eat some junk…..food……in the Library. Ok now we will do a rap about people’s names. Jake Jake..stay away from the snake, go get a rake, and hit the snake, before I bake a cake. Matt Matt..he needs a bat..to play baseball. Kyle Kyle…wait for a while! We’re thinking…hahah. Ty Ty…you are shy, wearing a tye dye tie. Collin Collin…you are ballin’…gangster, baller, hustler! Hunter Hunter…wow we couldn’t find anythinger. Akshay Akshay..nothing ryhmes with that either! Like an orange or silver or purple! Kevin Kevin…you act like you’re sevin, in the heavens, of 7th Heaven! Paolo Paolo…you’re like the snow, and you glow, fo sho woah! Lauren Lauren..you ain’t borin’, while you’re snorin’, on the floorin’! Shelby Shelby…bellby, wellby, lellby, and kelby! Erin Erin…you are sharin’, your birthday with your friends, yes we are carin’…for YOU!!!! (Take that up an octave) Presley Presley…Kate’s brothers name is Wesley, which kind of ryhmes with Presley…i think haha. Kate Kate…it is fate, that you are bait, for a crate! Courtney Courtney…its kind of like Akshay……. and oranges! hahah. Nicole Nicole…slide down that pole, into a bowl, full…… of rice! Sydney Sydney…donate a kidney, from Sydney…..Austrailia! Emad Emad…you know what’s odd, you’re playing COD, on a rod….with the ladies! Kelly Kelly….you make my belly jelly, oh oh kelly! Ryan Ryan….you’re datin’ Ryan…which one are we talkin’ about..i have no idea! Drew Drew….there’s a few of you, i see you! boooo. Jimmy Jimmy…you make me shimmy, down the chimney…..with Santa Claus?? We don’t know if Claus is spelled right. Eleni Eleni…do you have any pennies…in your piggy bank? Dani Dani…you’re a granny to your nanny….do you want sani-tinzer! Andy Andy….you eat candy, that is dandy, and sandy! Brianna Brianna….man i really wanna…..finish! Selwyn Selwyn…I hope you win….the contest! Now I think thats all for today, lets go eat some hay, by the bay, what do you say? Mr. May?

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